Things I Hear in Middle School

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

"She just won't stop staring at me."

"I got to watch Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend. The inappropriate version. I heard the F-bomb like 13 times."

"The answer to this question is self-explanatory."

"If you melt down 500 pennies you will get over $1000 worth of metal."

"I had to go #2 at school. That never happens. I try to plan for this and always go before school and then again after school."

Student: "Don't yell at me." Teacher: "I am not yelling at you." Student: "Ok, fine, don't whisper yell at me."

"My cat barfed on my assignment."