November 30, 2010

"I have grass down my pants, in my hair, everywhere. I am itchy all over. I think I am allergic to grass."

November 29, 2010

"Do you want to know what I did over Thanksgiving break? I got a bunch of teeth pulled."

November 19, 2010

"I just found an awesome erasable pen in the hall, that is rare. Very rare."

November 18, 2010

"Look at the mouse we caught in the gym a few minutes ago, isn't it cute?"

November 17, 2010

"We are going to do Bobby Bouchet and his attack on American values for our History Day project."

November 16, 2010

"You need to clean out your locker, it smells really bad, I think you have rotten food in there. Your locker is right below mine and I can smell it."

November 15, 2010

Student:"Why are you taking off your pants? Put them back on."
Student II: "I have shorts on underneath"
Student: "I don't care, I don't want to see you taking off your pants in class, it is freaking me out."

November 12, 2010

"I cry all the time, like everyday, so crying is not that big of a deal to me, I think I have a mental breakdown everyday."

November 11, 2010

No School. Thank a Veteran.

November 10, 2010

"Can I bring in a live animal for my project, not huge, but big?"

November 9, 2010

"I know this sounds like a lame excuse, but I pulled a tendon in my elbow yesterday and I cannot write today."

November 8, 2010

Teacher: "If I barf one more time this morning, I am going to call in a sub today. Done."

November 5, 2010

Teacher: "Why were you 5 minutes late to class today?"
Student: "I was in the bathroom eating a sandwich because I know that you don't like it when people eat in your class and I was starving."

November 4, 2010

"Do you want me to draw a mustache on your face? I have a marker and I drew one on myself, do you want one?"

November 3, 2010

"I think it's funny that teachers care more about my grades than I do."

November 2, 2010

Teacher: "Why do you have a gallon of chocolate milk with you in class?"
Student: "For a fiesta"

November 1, 2010

Teacher: "Is that your notebook?"
Student: "Uh, yea, for Math...and French... and I think L.A."
teacher: "It looks like you put it through a leaf grinder."
Student: Yea, it has gotten pretty bad this past month."