December 17, 2010

"I can't figure out how to make myself work today."

Teacher: "Ladies, let's get back to work."
Students: "But she is crying."

Merry Christmas. No school until 2011.

December 16, 2010

"I am so tired. I stayed up all night being nervous about what role I got in the school play."

December 15, 2010

Student: "You drive a 1995 Chevy truck? Is it paid off?"
Teacher: "Yea, it's a '95, that is older than you are."

December 14, 2010

"Here is a present that we bought for the family our class adopted, we don't think they will want it, it's a huge snake and they have two little girls that don't want a huge snake."

December 13, 2010

The teacher is out of town today.

December 10, 2010

Teacher: "What's wrong?"
Student: "Well. . . Nothing, I put this lip balm stuff around my eyes and it makes them water so it looks like I have been crying."

December 9, 2010

Student: "Just now I was very indolent."
Teacher: "Do you know what indolent means?"
Student: "Yea, lazy and avoiding to do work, it is exactly what I do."

December 8, 2010

"That looks wrong, I can't look at that, two Cutie oranges sitting next to a banana on your desk, uh that is disgusting."

December 7, 2010

"So I threw up on Saturday night, and I didn't know what I was going to do as my topic, so I chose to do getting sick as my topic."

December 6, 2010

"I never said what kind of egg I would use to egg your house, it might be a hard boiled egg, or maybe a frittata."

December 3, 2010

"I have no idea why I am wearing a sweatshirt that says "Master Hunter" with a picture of a big buck deer. My parents bought it for me on Black Friday."

December 2, 2010

"My notebook is probably in one of two places: in Science under a pile of a bunch of other notebooks or somewhere in my locker behind a bunch of trash."

December 1, 2010

"It is more organized than it looks."