February 28, 2011

"I am probably the toughest girl here at school. The last time I cried from an injury was in fifth grade when I ran into a pole and almost got a concussion. Since that day I have not shed a tear from pain."

February 25, 2011

"I have mastered procrastination. I can successfully procrastinate until the last minute and then get my work turned in. Although, it has contributed to me getting horrible grades."

February 24, 2011

"Did the Midnight Appointments with John Adams and Thomas Jefferson have anything to do with prostitution?"

February 23, 2011

Student: "My teachers yell at me all the time, it's like they are on steroids or something."
Teacher: "Do you think that their yelling has anything to do with your behavior?"
Student: "Probably"

February 22, 2011

"I did the greaser look with my hair today. My neighbor, who also read The Outsiders dared me to, so I did it."

February 17, 2011

"I have never seen the word fallacies in my life, I have seen phallic,but I don't think that word relates to Lewis and Clark and what we are doing in class."

February 16, 2011

"Do I have to draw the entire body, or can I just draw the bust?"

February 15, 2011

"The candy hearts you get on Valentines Day that say stuff on them really creep me out. I mean one says "yes" on it, what are you saying "yes" to? That's weird."

February 14, 2011

"Every year for Valentines Day I buy myself a gift, that way if I don't get anything in the school Valentines Day exchange during 7th period it doesn't look so bad."

February 11, 2011

Student: "Is the movie we are watching today educational?"
Teacher: "No"
Student: "Yes"

February 10, 2011

"We like to work together, we just don't work very well together."

February 9, 2011

"Since you are wearing a bunch of flash drives around your neck as a necklace, I figured you would be able to help me format my DVD to the computer."

February 8, 2011

Teacher: "The office needs your social security number so you can get paid for working at the wrestling meet."
Student: "80305"
Teacher: "That's your zip code."

February 7, 2011

Teacher:"Get a haircut? Nice."
Student: "It's supposed to be a mohawk."

February 4, 2011

Student: "Can I go get a drink?"
Teacher: "Right now, in the middle of a test?"
Student: "Yea, I have something stuck in my throat."
Teacher: "Is that the best use of your time?"
Student: "What do you think I am going to run into some other class and ask for the answers, I will only be gone for like seven seconds."

February 3, 2011

"In 4th grade I wore a t-shirt to school that said, "please tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes" to school and my teacher made me change my shirt and I didn't know why."

February 2, 2011

Snow Day Round II

February 1, 2011

Snow Day