November 30, 2011

"I am just going to make this clear: If you are going to work in our group there is going to be no copying or slacking."

November 29, 2011

“I don’t want to be stereotypical, but no guy would ever write a note that says, “your eyes are like the deep blue ocean” instead they would write, “dude, I think you are hot."

November 28, 2011

Student: "I got a huge article on my topic over break."
Teacher: "Did you read it?"
Student: "No, I just highlighted it."

November 18, 2011

"This is not an emergency yet, but I just wanted to give you a heads up. I almost stayed home from school today and if I have to run out of the room to go to the bathroom it is because it was an emergency."

November 17, 2011

"I was scared there for a second, I thought that Yellow #5 was made from pee from a man, then someone said it was horse piss and would shrink my penis. There is no way I am drinking this stuff anymore."

November 16, 2011

"I dread the day I become an adult and I find things like what to bring to a potluck funny, I would rather stay as old as I am now so I can think innappropriate jokes are funny."

November 15, 2011

"I got sent out of class becasue I was being a distraction because I was armpit farting and pointing my hand in a gun like manner acting like I was shooting something while farting."

November 14, 2011

"Don't touch my scab, what's the deal with your obsession with scabs?"

November 10, 2011

"You look pretty today, lots prettier than usual."

November 9, 2011

"ooooh, ahhhh, It hurts so bad, ahhhh, this huge pixie stick went in my mouth pipe and then up my nose pipe."

November 8, 2011

"I plan on researching the Zippo lighter for my project. It was revolutionary and led the way for all other lighters."

November 7, 2011

"I tried my hardest and got a D. I will continue to try my hardest next year in high school, but after that I can't make any promises."

November 4, 2011

"Thanks for telling me my fly was down, but hey, at least I was wearing underwear."

November 3, 2011

"I am going to participate in "No Shave November," which means I won't shave at all during the month of November, which is really only one time because I only shave once every two weeks."

November 2, 2011

"I am ashamed of the things I have done for a Klondike Bar."

November 1, 2011

"If I lock myself in the cage where we store the balls I get to miss class, but I don't want to stay in there overnight."