February 29, 2012

Student I: "I am going to work this quarter because it is practice for high school, plus, I bet a kid $100 that I would get a 3.0."
Student II : "A 3.0 is not that good."
Student I: "Have you done better?"

February 28, 2012

"So, Louisiana is basically french people and rednecks?"

February 27, 2012

"I hadn't even heard of Whitney Houston, and then all of a sudden she dies and her record sales go through the roof."

February 24, 2012

"Just saying, App designers are usually people with scraggly beards living in their parents basement."

February 23, 2012

"Why would you go and ruin your life by having a kid. You have to feed a living thing that lives at your house and that living thing does not contribute to anything."

February 22, 2012

"Innapropriate like bad language or nudity?"

February 21, 2012

No School

February 20, 2012

No school- Presidents Day

February 17, 2012

"Dude, don’t even go in the first stall in the bathroom, don’t even."

February 16, 2012

"Teachers usually make my life easier, it's principals who make it harder."

February 15, 2012

"An Anti-Federalist is a person who doesn't believe in federalizing laws and a Federalist is a person who believes in federalizing laws based on a certain topic."

February 14, 2012

"Dude, ask her face to face. Don't write her a note, that way she has to answer you right then. I mean you have nothing to lose."

February 13, 2012

"They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but money bought my Xbox and it makes me happy."

February 10, 2012

Teacher:"Today is a great day."

February 9, 2012

"Just because the President could nominate one of us for the Supreme Court why would he? I mean our frontal lobes are shot and we don’t have any common sense."

February 8, 2012

"Maybe if I didn’t get such a bad grade I’d be happier. Do you know how much crap I got for that at home? I got locked in my room and didn’t eat dinner."

February 7, 2012

"Can I go to the nurses office to get my ingrown toenail checked out? It hurts like hell."

February 6, 2012

"Think about the poor kids in the future that are going to have to study our generation, how boring, we are so lazy, all we do is sit around. I mean they will say ooooh they elected the first African American president and then sat around for 100 years."

February 3, 2012

Snow Day

February 2, 2012

"I am sorry, I am not your straight A student, I am more like your straight D student."

February 1, 2012

"What a ripoff. I can’t believe how cheap and lazy the people who take our pictures for sports are, I mean they made me hold a basketball in the cafeteria and then photo shopped me into a gym with a basket. How hard would it be to just go into the gym?"