March 23, 2012

"Over Spring Break I will be writing code. I will be taking Vitamin D pills so I don't even have to go outside."

March 22, 2012

"Yeah I cut my own hair, and I think it worked out."

March 21, 2012

"I would totally expect that from her, she is a goody two shoes and does everything right."

March 20, 2012

"You are lucky, you had good T.V. in the ‘90s, not us, our T.V. sucks."

March 19, 2012

"Probably one of the coolest things you can do is put glue all over your hands and then let it dry and then peel it off."

March 16, 2012

"Mom,remember the project for school you thought I was behind on and you grounded me?, well it turns out I shouldn't have been grounded because I am actually like a month ahead."

March 15, 2012

"I don’t see why people hate on $2 bills."

March 14, 2012

"I mean I don’t know who should replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill if Jackson were replaced. I don’t know much about Presidents but I would probably say Al Gore would be a good choice."

March 13, 2012

"Seriously don’t bother me today, I am a hormonal bitch today."

March 12, 2012

"Um, I have this National Geographic magazine for the project and there is an entire section on Ethiopia and there are a bunch of pictures of people, you know, well, look at it, you’ll see."

March 9, 2012

"I will not be at school on Friday because I have pink eye in both of my eyes."

March 8, 2012

"Oliver North. That sneaky bastard."

March 7, 2012

"If there is one thing I won’t do, it is grow a crappy mustache, because the one thing I can’t stand is a bad mustache."

March 6, 2012

"Write our full legal name? What if I don’t know how to spell my middle name?"

March 5, 2012

"Did you hear that they killed over a million trees just to make the paper for CSAP tests?"

March 2, 2012

"She is taller and smarter than you, and today, she has better hair."

March 1, 2012

"Yeah we planned this, don’t you know that girls plan what they wear all the time?"