April 30, 2012

"Can I move seats? The kid in front of me stinks really bad."

April 27, 2012

"I used to watch so many VHS movies at my grandma’s house and I didn't know how to work it."

April 26, 2012

"Everything is dangerous if you are stupid."

April 25, 2012

"No, I didn’t get sunburned, but I did burn myself with a lighter."

April 24, 2012

April 23, 2012

"It is an awful, awful place. It is hell on earth. There is just a big square with row after row of houses and no stores. It is like it is stuck in the 1950s. It is totally flat with no mountains. Horrible."

April 19, 2012

"This Che Guevara shirt is the most un-American thing I own."

April 18, 2012

"College and medical school could take more than 12 years? No way, that is so long, that is like wasting my little brother’s entire life."

April 17, 2012

"Because of this kid, my standard of jokes has elevated."

April 16, 2012

Student I: "Harriet Tubman was probably one of the most famous women during the Civil War era."
Student II: "Wasn't she also the woman who was deaf, blind, and mute?"
Student I: "Um, no, that was Helen Keller."

April 13, 2012

"I bet my lunch is way better than yours, I have two energy drinks and fried chicken."

April 12, 2012

"Can you buy Chloroform at the grocery store?"

April 11. 2012

"Can I please go to the bathroom and wash out my eye? I got Emergen-C in it and it is fizzing in my eye."

April 10, 2012

"I have never ever in my life read a book that was my decision. The only books I have partially read were because I was forced to."

April 9, 2012

"See, look, I can be smart in some aspects, see I just used the word aspects."

April 6, 2012

"I don’t know how to flirt."

April 5, 2012

"Have you ever been poop-dollared? It sucks."

April 4, 2012

Teacher: "How was your Spring Break?"
Student: "Good, my sister broke her nose, it was bad, plastic surgery, she gets her cast off today, we'll see how it worked out."