May 24, 2012

"I sure am going to miss this place next year, and I bet you really will miss me. Have a good summer."

May 23, 2012

"Due to the fact that I am a hardcore gamer, I will not actually do any more exercise than biking to get places and what I have to do in gym class, which is about an hour a day. I do not plan to gain any muscle, I do not plan to change my diet, and I do plan to do the same amount of nothing I usually do, which is a lot. I’m not going to lie to you, I am not going to exercise or workout because I just don’t care."

May 22, 2012

"This looks like a disaster waiting to happen." -- Students words before the final exam

May 21, 2012

"My workout would basically be my dad’s P90X workout, although instead I would jump on my trampoline and then I would run down to my basement and run on my treadmill."

May 18, 2012

"Weird and gross. That's all I have to say about the Time Magazine cover with the mom and her boob and her kid."

May 17, 2012

"I want to be a bronco rider when I get older, even though I don’t have any horse experience."

May 16, 2012

"Yes, I know I look bad, I am so tired, I snuck out to meet a girl the last two nights and...you’re not going to tell my parents are you?"

May 15, 2012

"For lunch today it says we are having chipotle chicken with an orange glaze, that actually makes it sound good and that is not true."

May 14, 2012

Student: "Yeah there is such thing as "school inappropriate" I have to have a super lid on my mouth so I don't get in trouble." Teacher: "What about outside of school, like when you have a job?" Student: "I'd work on an oil rig just so I could swear at work."

May 11, 2012

"What would happen if I stapled my face?"

May 10, 2012

"It was awesome. I totally creamed my time in the 100."

May 9, 2012

"I don't ever want to see you let someone else put their blood on your face again."

May 8, 2012

"Just wait ‘till you see the debt topple over, it’s like a game of Jenga. This place is going to hell. I am going to move to Canada, or maybe Aruba."

May 7, 2012

"I mean we dated for five months in 7th grade and she just told me she missed what we had."

May 4, 2012

"Today is the best Friday ever. First period we made cream puffs, second period was math and we had fun and did work, third period was a fiesta, fourth we just hung out and then I had lunch detention which wasn't that bad, and then fifth I had to go to the counselors, and now it's pretty cool and next period I might get back together with my old girlfriend."

May 3, 2012

"Teaching must be a pretty easy job, basically as a teacher you only have to know what you teach us, so you pretty much just need an 8th grade education."

May 2, 2012

"Is it possible to jump start a car with a defibrillator?"

May 1, 2012

"Where can I buy gasoline if I don’t have a car?"