September 28, 2012

"I think I can make this marker work again if I just keep licking it."

September 27, 2012

"It smells like McDonalds because I have two cheeseburgers and fries from McDonalds in my bag right now."

September 26, 2012

"In foods class today I completely failed. Instead of making a french omelet I made scrambled eggs."

September 25, 2012

"Yes, I am wearing my bike helmet all day today during school."

September 24, 2012

Teacher: “I see you have drawn a goatee and mustache on your face today.” Student: “No, puberty just hit me overnight.”

September 21, 2012

"Is there anything I need to do or work I can get because I won't be at school next week because I am going bear hunting."

September 20, 2012

Student I: "What does spurn mean?" Student II: "Oh my gosh, that word sounds so much like another word, I can't even believe that you would use that word."

September 19, 2012

"I heard you were giving my girlfriends trouble."

September 18, 2012

"These socks are actually a couple of days old, sometimes I forget to change them and I just sleep in them and wear them the next day."

September 17, 2012

"Are you familiar with the movies Jaws, Alien or Tron? Also, are you from the ‘70s?"

September 14, 2012

"holy f@&$ there is a bee under my shoulder pads stinging me."

September 13, 2012

"Even though bananas are a nutritious fruit packed with potassium, I refuse to eat them because they look funny and I hate the color yellow."

September 12, 2012

"That's what I do in school, watch two boys try to do 'science' by spinning around on two stools like idiots."

September 11, 2012

"I am trying to see if I can get my entire body into my sweats."

September 10, 2012

"I got invited to a birthday party and it is an ‘80s theme, how am I supposed to know what they wore in the ‘80s?"

September 7, 2012

Teacher: "Who is Uncle Sam?" Student: "Isn’t he the guy who invented rice?" Student II: "No, it’s the book Uncle Sam’s Cabin."

September 6, 2012

"Whenever my parents say, 'we need to chat' it is never a good thing and it usually leads to yelling."

September 5, 2012

"He just Vulcan death gripped my neck."

September 4, 2012

Student: "Can I go to the nurse after I finish my assignment? I don’t feel well." Teacher: "Are you sure you don’t need to go now?" Student: "Yeah I think I can... well I should probably just go now." Student II: "Does this have anything to do with you eating paper?" Student: "No, I have not done that since last week."