November 30, 2012

"Some kid offered me money to have my locker because it's number sixty-nine."

November 29, 2012

"It's called a weenis, the skin flap thing on your elbow."

November 28, 2012

"If anyone has a peanut allergy and we have to call 911, I call it, I call making the call."

November 27, 2012

"I took two red playground balls to the face today during lunch."

November 26, 2012

"I slept until 1 PM everyday over break, but it's okay, I was playing Xbox until 5 AM so I actually got a full 8 hours of sleep."

November 16, 2012

"I think Obama should bail out Hostess, I need my Twinkies."

November 15, 2012

"I can't sit down, my pants are too tight."

November 14, 2012

"You have a favorite era of history? That is crazy, very historianish."

November 13, 2012

"Yeah, I have seen male dogs that pee like female dogs."

November 9, 2012

"I heard the project was really boring and you had to try really hard, but it's also fun."

November 8, 2012

"There is no way I am mature enough for that."

November 7, 2012

"Um, someone drew, I mean carved, a penis on my desk."

November 6, 2012

November 5, 2012

"You know, I prefer Wolfgang Puck soups over Progresso, it's just a matter of opinion."

November 2, 2012

"This website makes Romney sound like King George"

November 1, 2012

"With how much you are yelling, what are you sipping on, haterade?"