December 21, 2012

"Instead of going to the dance we went to the bathroom and pierced our ears."

December 20, 2012

"You say it would be fun, but would you have thought this was fun when you were our age?"

December 19, 2012

"It’s easy. Just Google that shit."

December 18, 2012

"Are you just saying my name so I confess to something? Well, I am not going to fall for that."

December 17, 2012

"I am feeling pretty calm today so I won’t be as disruptive as usual."

December 14, 2012

Student (girl): "Bye... I love you." Student (boy): "OK"

December 13, 2012

"Twenty seconds, that is about my attention span if you haven’t noticed."

December 12, 2012

"Do you know anyone on the East coast? Because we will live two hours longer than them because of the Apocalypse at 12:00 on 12/12/12."

December 11, 2012

"I am a wild stallion who don’t need no corral."

December 10, 2012

"Why are all my teachers so crazy?"

December 6, 2012

"If this were a dance studio instead of a classroom I wouldn't be so distracted."

December 5, 2012

"I just grabbed the nearest thing to me and put it on, I didn't try to wear all red."

December 4, 2012

"I actually got asked out over Facebook, and I was like... um... awkward."

December 3, 2012

"So England has free health care and awesome accents?"