January 31, 2013

"She used to not be mean, and then I told her to go screw herself and now she is really mean."

January 30, 2013

"If you go somewhere where it says “no shirt, no shoes, no service” can you not wear pants and still get service?"

January 29, 2013

"Freedom of speech, yeah right, you made me put tape on my shirt covering up the A word."

January 28, 2013

"Technically it is not a Pop tart, it’s the Kroger version of a Pop tart."

January 25, 2013

"My mom thinks you are a weirdo."

January 24, 2013

"You know that stapler in the copy room, the automatic one? I love that thing, absolutely love it."

January 23, 2013

"If you were African American and a hermaphrodite in 1870 could you vote?"

January 22, 2013

"So should I be freaked out right now?"

January 18, 2013

"Can you spray paint good? ‘Cause we need someone who can spray paint."

January 17, 2013

"Normally I would be freaked out about about getting a note from the office but I think I know what this is about so I am OK."

January 16, 2013

"The Founding Fathers seriously wrote the entire Constitution by hand? They must have had no life."

January 15, 2013

"I didn't say the Pledge of Allegiance today, sometimes I am unfaithful to our nation."

January 14, 2013

"What's with all this talk about boys always making bad decisions, you don't see the TV show Sixteen and Pregnant with boys getting pregnant."

January 11, 2013

"Cotillion sucked, all I learned was how to fancy dance and be bored."

January 10, 2013

"What is crazy is that I finished ahead of a kid who has a bright future, while my future is pretty gloomy."

January 9, 2012

"She’s that short, skinny girl that never eats."

January 8, 2013

"We went there over break because my grandpa is obsessed with killing animals."