February 28, 2013

Student I: "I don’t like your attitude." Student II: "I don’t like your face."

February 27, 2013

"Stop talking about crossbows."

February 26, 2013

"If you know that I am lying, does it still count as lying?"

February 25, 2013

"Do you know what a bunghole is? I Googled it and they are the holes on the sides of boats that let the water out."

February 22, 2013

"My mom never stops talking about taxes, I think I might just be a hermit and move to the mountains and avoid that stuff."

February 21, 2013

"Why is calling someone's mama fat an insult if their mama really is fat?"

February 20, 2013

Teacher: "You already learned this last week, what happened?" Student: "Four-day weekend."

February 19, 2013

"You know when you go to the bagel store and they have day old bagels that are hard and nasty, but when you go to the grocery store they have bagels that are good for more than a week, that doesn't make sense."

February 14, 2013

"Nothing says "I love you" like a cheap fake rose."

February 13, 2013

"There is something that looks oddly like a condom on the floor over there."

February 12, 2013

"He didn't even ask her out, he got his friend to ask her out for him."

February 11, 2013

Student: "I am freaking out." Teacher: "Why?" Student: "I always freak out."

February 8, 2013

"Do you ever get to the point where you just totally zone out? I get that way after 10 minutes of math class."

February 7, 2013

"My project is freaking amazing, except I am not finished with it yet."

February 6, 2013

"I am so stressed and you have no idea how late I stayed up last night, 11:00, I stayed up 'till 11:00 PM."

February 5, 2013

"It's this game where you pull on each others fingers really hard, I time them, and then you let go and it hurts really bad."

February 4, 2013

"It's not a phone, it's a calculator. I was just making you think it was a phone by holding it up to my ear and talking into it."

February 1, 2013

"I wrote my test in cursive so it looked more authentic."