March 22, 2013

"During locker clean-out I found some grapes that turned into raisins."

March 21, 2013

"I don’t owe my parents any money. It wasn't my decision to be born."

March 20, 2013

Found this written on the board this AM.

March 19, 2013

"I bet it was because he listens to rap music. That’s why he lied to you."

March 18, 2013

Student I: "Who thought it was a good idea to carve the faces of presidents into the side of a mountain?" Student II: "I don't know, but it's the only thing South Dakota is good for."

March 15, 2013

"He has good collarbones, V-neck T-shirts are good for him."

March 14, 2013

"You have no idea what I have to endure. I have to endure sitting in a desk my entire life, wasting it away at school. I know that it won't get any better as I have 4-5 years of high school ahead of me and then college, and then probably grad school where I will have to write a thesis that will take like seven years, and for what? So I can study engineering and then sit at a desk designing airplanes until I am 60 years old and I retire. You can't do crap when you are 60 years old. What's the point? This sucks."

March 13, 2013

March 12, 2013

"If my goldfish died I’d probably make it into some sort of ceviche or part of a seafood gumbo."

March 11, 2013

"I would bet that all presidents have gotten into a bare fisted fight at one point or another."

March 8, 2013

"It's hard to beat a Little Debbie."

March 7, 2013

"School is like prison, they make you be here. Actually, prison is probably better, they have TVs in their rooms, free food, and you get to go outside."

March 6, 2013

"We heard that there were some people spreading rumors about us. Us, like all of us."

March 5, 2013

"It’s not my fault, I can’t help it, I have to talk to her."

March 4, 2013

"Who wants to throw snowballs at a brick wall? We want to throw snowballs at each other."

March 1, 2013

"Seriously. I am not trying to BS you."