May 22, 2013

"Wouldn't you rather have a Hooters calendar in your room than this calendar of mountains?"

May 21, 2013

"I won't lie to you. I will just be sneaky."

May 20, 2013

Student I: "What does ostracize mean?" Student II: "It is the violent process of turning someone into an ostrich."

May 17, 2013

"The plot was pretty slow to develop and I have ADD so that didn't help."

May 16, 2013

"Imagine being a teacher and the tedious monotony knowing you will have to teach the same annoying kids for an entire year."

May 15, 2013

"I would rather go on a roller coaster and throw up on every ride than be in school today."

May 14, 2013

May 13, 2013

"I didn't ask her for permission, I just asked if it would be OK if I forged her signature."

May 10, 2013

"I'm just saying, he works at an amusement park, he might not have the best judgment."

May 9, 2013

Teacher: "During the Civil War, most soldiers died of what?" Student: "Death"

May 8, 2013

"I have never met a stupid old person, racist maybe, but never stupid."

May 7, 2013

"He had to go home, he's sick. He decided to chug a two liter bottle of soda in 20 seconds."

May 6, 2013

"Do I have to write a script before I record my information or can I just free-ball it?"

May 3, 2013

"I ate five churros last period during the Cinco de Mayo fiesta and I might barf."

May 2, 2013

"I would rather say a really bad word in class right now and be sent to the office than have to present today."

May 1, 2013

"Have you ever had a Nut Roll? They are the best turd you will ever eat."