August 30, 2013

"When I got home last night the police were at my house. Apparently I forgot to call my mom and tell her where I was after school and after four hours she got worried."

August 29, 2013

"Once when I was little my dad picked up two hitchhikers and when I woke up there were these two random guys in the car and it scarred me for life."

August 28, 2013

"My dad says I have to wear one of those neck things if I want to play football, he really really does not want me to break my neck, get paralyzed and die."

August 27, 2013

"I bet you are older because you have a five o'clock shadow and it is only 10:00 AM."

August 26, 2013

"Columbus sailed the ocean blue in eighteen something right? Or was it seventeen something?"

August 23, 2013

"I heard the dress code got tighter this year, well not tighter, but stricter, that's just what I heard."

August 22, 2013

"I wish there were more people like me at this school, people that actually do stuff."