December 20, 2013

"How is it that just because I don't turn in my homework I have such a bad grade?"

December 19, 2013

"I hate the school dance, it is the worst day of the entire school year. On the day of the dance in 6th grade I came to school and threw up 13 times."

December 18, 2013

"Why would I ever want to be a teacher when I grow up? Then I'd have to deal with kids like me and I'd hate that."

December 17, 2013

"The only reason I forgot my pencil was because I was so stressed about all of the missing work I have."

December 16, 2013

“I wonder how many people will laugh that today is day 69, I mean I used to be immature and would have laughed at that.”

December 13, 2013

"Is it true that if you hold your pee too long you will die?"

December 12, 2013

"I don't have life goals or anything like that, I just know I don't like school."

December 11, 2013

"My dad finally started making my sandwiches on white bread instead of that whole grain crap. I hate that stuff."

December 10, 2013

"Would you please tell David to wash his hair? He has dandruff everywhere."