January 30, 2014

"Do you ever think that Jackie Kennedy looks like Michael Jackson? A little bit, just a little bit?"

January 29, 2014

"They have Philly cheese steaks today for lunch, frankly, I have been to Philadelphia and have had the real thing. So no way am I eating that at school."

January 28, 2014

Student: "Do you know what this is?" Teacher: "No" Student: "It is a ball of rolled up eraser shavings. Do you want to feel it?" Teacher: "No"

January 27, 2014

"Who do we talk to if we think we did really really bad on the project?"

January 24, 2014

"Do I have to shake their hands? What if my hands get so sweaty and it's wet?"

January 23, 2014

"I chose this topic because I am pretty close to being a Communist."

January 22, 2014

"Middle School relationships are awkward and usually last 2-3 weeks."

January 21, 2014

"Why is it that our entire school smells like orange chicken?"

January 17, 2014

"What do you know about the most dangerous insects in the world?"

January 16, 2014

"I don't normally wear a dress shirt and a sweater vest to school, it's the only clothes I had that were clean, seriously, the only clean thing."

January 15, 2014

"Is it illegal to burn money? I have a magic trick I want to try."

January 14, 2014

"Isn't it called inflammation when money isn't worth anything?"

January 13, 2014

"Can I sit in the hall and eat during class?"

January 10, 2014

"Sometimes I just make bad decisions. It's probably because I hang out with high school kids."

January 9, 2014

"If Taylor Swift and I were dating we wouldn't break up so then she couldn't write a break up song about me."

January 8, 2014

Teacher: "Are you working?" Student: "It depends on your definition of working?"

January 7, 2014

"You actually read a book over break?"