February 28, 2014

"This assignment is really lowering my self-esteem."

February 25, 2014

"Guess what? My mom is my frickin' sub in one of my classes."

February 24, 2014

Teacher: "Please don't sit like that, with your feet up on your desk. It looks like you are giving birth." Student:"Maybe I am. To knowledge."

February 21, 2014

"Should I plan for my essay or should I take a nap?"

February 20, 2014

"Even the figure skating short program is too long."

February 19, 2014

"I was trying to write my name in blood on the top of the paper."

February 18, 2014

"Did he just eat that piece of paper?"

February 13, 2014

Student I: "I found a note." Student II: "Is it lovey?" Student I: "Um, no."

February 12, 2014

"My goal is to have teachers just recognize the scribble on my paper as my name."

February 11, 2014

"Is it bad to have acid reflux when you are this young?"

February 10, 2014

"I really want bangs, but maybe I don't."

February 7, 2014

"It is so hot in here I think I might get a heatstroke."

February 6, 2014

"I really wish pluto was still a planet. It has it's own atmosphere and many other characteristics of planets."

February 5, 2014

"Did you really just say spelt?"

February 4, 2014

"The career survey we took said that I should be a barista when I am older. Great."

February 3, 2014

"I don't know how my guinea pig died. I was holding him and then my sister grabbed me so I squeezed is neck and then he died, I think I accidentally snapped his neck."