April 30, 2014

"We don’t want her in our group because when she is in our group our grade usually goes down, but we don’t want to say anything to her because if we do then there will be drama."

April 29, 2014

"For breakfast I ate chocolate cheerios and then now in class I am eating a few of these small Snicker bars."

April 28, 2014

"She pretty much likes every boy in the school."

April 25, 2014

"The Dred Scott case was a case of a white man and a black man. It was a very big deal."

April 24, 2014

"If a pregnant woman ate tons of chocolate, would it...you know... change her milk?"

April 23, 2014

"What's wrong with it? Did you lick it or something?"

April 22, 2014

"Yeah I brought my stuff, it's all up here. In my head."

April 17, 2014

"I am going to the doctor to get a headphone removed from the inside of my ear. It's stuck and I can't see it but I feel it."

April 16, 2014

"Will you watch my pretzels so no one steals them?"

April 15, 2014

"Want to see a picture of a replica mine shaft I dug in my backyard? Four feet wide and almost 10 feet deep."

April 14, 2014

"Want to see a video I took of a squirrel trapped in my garage?"

April 11, 2014

"Yeah I shaved. I had a few blond whiskers as a mustache so I shaved them off."

April 10, 2014

"Yeah, I was cutting my hair in class. Have you seen how many split ends I have?"

April 9, 2014

"I am not in the talent show because the only talent I have is sitting in a chair and playing Call of Duty. And I suppose I could also draw on my friends face."

April 8, 2014

"I brought a Monster energy drink, Oreos and Swedish fish for lunch today."

April 7, 2014

"She's an abolitionist and a Gold Digger. Just like Kim Kardashian."

April 4, 2014

"If you are dating someone and you buy a cat together it seals the deal and you are never getting out of it."

April 3, 2014

Student I: "If they were to remove Andrew Jackson from the $20 bill they should replace him with Selena Gomez." Student II: "I second that."

April 2, 2012

"C’mon, don’t whine about a commercial that is on during a TV show that you get to watch in a school that you go to for free."

April 1, 2014

"Yeah, my dad watches those home buying shoes. What is it with grown men watching a show where people buy a house?"